One day god looks down upon creation having finished creating Adam and Eve. 'Okay you two, I've got somethings left over and I'm not sure who to give them to, so who ever shouts first gets the first thing I have to give out. The first is this thing which allows you to pee standing up.' Adam shouts 'Me, me, I want that' so he gets the ability to pee standing up. Eve looks a bit disgruntled 'Thats looks really useful I wish I'd shouted first.' God says 'Oh well, all I have left is this multiple orgasm'....
------------------------------------------------------ How do we know god is male? Because if god was female spunk would taste like chocolate. ------------------------------------------------------ Why did the stupid man want to be the last man on the planet? So he could find out if all those women were telling the truth. |
