Your mama's so dumb, when the weather reporter said it was chili outside, she came out with a bowl.
Your mama is so poor, when i rang the door bell, she stuck her head out the window and said, "Ding Dong". Your mama's so dumb she put a dime in the parking meter and was waiting for a gum ball. Your mama's house is so small that when i entered the front door, I was already at the back door. Your mama's so poor that when i walked in the living room, i stepped on a lit ciggarette and she said, "Who turned off the heater?". Your mama's so big, i rolled over twice and was still on top of her. |
