A guy was riding his dirt bike down a trail one day when he hapened up on an old indian lying on the ground with an erection sticking straight up.
The guy asks "what the hell are you doing?" The Indian replied " Me tellum time" The guy rides on shaking his head Later that day as he is returning from his ride he sees the same old Indian man sitting on the ground masturbating. The guy stops and asks "what the hell are you doing now?" The Indian says "Me windum watch" |