Three Nuns

Three nuns were riding in a van when it crashed and the three nuns died. Arriving at the Pearly Gates, they were met by St.

Peter. He informed them that because they were nuns, they would each have to correctly answer a religious question before each would be allowed into heaven. They each agreed.

He looked at the first nun and asked "What was tyhe name of the first man on earth?" She replied "That is an easy one. Adam" Lights flashed, bells rang and St. Peter said "That is correct come on in" He then looked at the second nun and asked "What was the name of the first woman on earth?" The second nun smiled and said "That is an easy one. Eve." Lights flashed and bells rang and St.

Peter said "Correct come on in" Thinking the questions were too easy St. Peter asked the third nun a tougher question. "What were the first words Eve said when she first saw Adam?" The nun thought for a second and said " Geez. That's a hard one." Lights flashed bells rang and St. Petyer said "Correct come on in."

 

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