A man in his mid 40s just concluded a nasty divorce with he now ex-wife. As a way to get over his stress, he went out and bought himself a Hot Rod Sports Car. He has his hot rod out on the highway and decides to open it up and see what it can do.
80, 90, 100, 110, 120 miles per hour and the speedometer is still climbing. Suddenly he see's the flashing lights behind him and decides to run for it , 120, 140, 150 miles per hour.
The man realizes that the car is registered in his name and he can't outrun the police radio, so he pulls over. The officer says to him "It's the end of my shift and i really don't want to have to drag you in on this, so if you can tell me an excuse i haven't heard before , i'll let you go." The man thinks for a minute and says "Well i just bought this car because i got a divorce, my wife left me" The cop seems unimpressed "so what does that have to do with your speeding like a bat out of hell ?" The man replies "well she left me for a cop and when i say your cruiser, i thought you might be him trying to bring her back to me" Needless to say the man got out of the ticket. "We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill |
