A Priest, a Vicar and a Rabbi were sat talking about the differences in their Religious beliefs. Finally the thalk got round to what they do with the collection plate money. The Priest says "50 to me, for my upkeep, 50to God, thru Mother Church" The Vicar says "75 to me for my upkeep, 25 to God, thru Mother Church" "I do not cut or divide ANY of the money I collect" says the Rabbi "I offer it All to God, I throw it in the air for Him.
What stays up there's His, what comes back down is mine" |
