Three Japanese men die and are standing outside the pearly gates hopeing to get in.St.
Pete says you can enter if you can tell me the meaning of Easter.
The first one said well its like this.Its a holiday where every year the entire family gets together to eat turkey and celabrate the founding of the USA.Sorry said St.Pete but you can't enter because thats wrong.St.Pete asks the next one and he says.Well its about a holiday where this guy flys all over the world giving out toys and gifts to the kids.St.Pete said sorry but thats wrong too.He then asks the 3rd Japanese the same question, why do we celabrate Easter.The 3rd one said well its like this.There was this king of men who was sent down by god to die for everyones sins.So he was hung on a cross until he died.Then they buried him in this tomb behind a giant rock.After 3 days in the tomb, the king pushes aside the rock, steps outside into the sunlight, sees his shadow and tells everyone there will be 6 more weeks of winter. |
