Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child???? Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to Husband and says , "What do you have to say in your defense?" The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine???? " After listening this ....... Wife replied : "Judge sahab...
bartan mera...dudh bhi mera...
aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana. tau fir wo dahi kiska ..
? ??? mera, ya do bund dalane vale ka ..........???? " Husband replied : " Your honour.
Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri ?" Frustrated Judge: " Saale !! Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta ....
to yahan par custody ki naubat hi nahi aati." --The court is injured till further notice--- |
