For all those guys who are King, until their wife gets home..... Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.
' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie. 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over, ' Mike replied, 'she came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit!' |