You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. 1 Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2 Copiers are Female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3 A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4 A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5 Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6 A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7 A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9 A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5, 000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10 A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! |
