Elephant And Mouse

A mouse was going through the jungle and came across a elephant crying. What's the matter miss. I have something in my foot.Well let me see, it's a splinter i'll get it out for you. Oh thank you so much, if there is anything i could ever do to repay you please let me know. Well i never f**ked an elephant before. she giggled and said ok. The little mouse was behind her pumping as fast and as hard as he could sweat dripping from his head. She notices a fly flying around her head and went to hit it wher ear and she threw her head back and hit the tree, OUCH!! she said , and the mouse looked up to her and said THAT'S IT BITCH TAKE IT ALL!!!! Hope you like the joke i did.

 

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