A little boy walks into the bathroom just as his dad is getting out of the shower. He looks puzzled, points, and asks "Daddy, what are those?" His dad, thinking fast, replies, "Son, those are my apples." The little boy walks into the kitchen and yells, "Mommy, I saw Daddy's apples in the bathroom!" His mom stops what she's doing, looks down for a minute, and says, "Well, son, did you also see the rotten branch they're hanging from? |