Arctic Surprise!

A penguin having having automobile trouble pulls into local garage. The car is has black smoke coming out the tail pipe. After hearing the mechanic says it would take a while to check out the problem, the penguin waddles out to wait at a nearby ice cream pub to order a cold treat. Neither the penguin or the pub prepared for the eating of ice cream, but after the penguin finally finished eating and paid for the sweet treat, it returns to the service garage. Penguins flippers and eating ice cream is very messy and tricky, so some of the ice cream remains around it's beak. The mechanic says "it looks like you have blown a seal". The penguin replies, "no I just missed licking off some of this ice cream".

 

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