Three friends are talking about one night the previous week in which they all got hammered.
The first guy says, "I was so drunk, the first thing I did when I got home was blow chunks." The second guy says, "I didn't even make it into my house. I fell asleep on the lawn.
" The third guy says, "You guys had it easy. I got arrested for DUI.
" Then the first guy says, "You don't understand. 'Chunks' is my dog.
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