So theres this guy who trips over into quicksand right. well its up to his ankles, then later on along comes a guy walking by and the man in quicksand say "hey buddy you gotta help me get outta here". so the guy says ill help you if you give me head, and the guy in quicksand says "hell no, get outta here you queer.
so about the time that the quick sand gets to his waistline comes another guy, and the guy in the quicksand yells "hey buddy help me get out of here please", and the guy thats walking by says"ill help you but you have to lick my a*****e" so the guy says "get the hell out of here you fag.
finally the quicksand is up to his neck and of course the guy is panicing, and right then and there comes another guy walking by and the they guy in quicksand yells "hey pal, please get me out of here, ill suck your d**k, ill like your ass, ill do anything but please get me out of here" and the guy stomps on his face and says "hell no you sick f**k". the end |
