CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken gets an audience with the Pope in Rome. He says, "Holy Father, I would like to contribute 100 million to the Church, but first there's a little thing that I'd like you to do for me." "That's very generous of you, my son," Pope says, "What is it that I can do for you?" CEO says, "I'd like you to make a little change in the Lord's Prayer. You know the part that says, 'Give us this day our daily bread, ' well I want you to change it to 'Give us this day our daily chicken." Pope replies, "Well, that's quite a request. But 100 million...
I'll need to discuss this with the cardinals.
" He leaves the room, summons his secretary, and says, "Call an immediate council of the cardinals, and get me the file on our Wonder Bread account." |
