Heard thios Joke from a Firend...LOL Irish Toast Paddy O'Reilly hoisted his beer, saying, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told Mary, his wife, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" Paddy said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.
" "Oh that is very nice indeed, Paddy!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's toasting buddies.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Paddy won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
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