A guy walks up to an ice cream vendor and says, " I'd like a scoop of vanilla, and a scoop of chocolate." The vendor says, " I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of chocolate." The man says, "Ok, give me a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate." The vendor says again, "I'm sorry, sir, we're out of chocolate..." The man says, "Well, then give me a scoop of pineapple and a scoop of chocolate.
" The vendor is trying to keep his cool. He tells him, "Let me explain it to ya like this, sir. Take the 'van' out of vanilla what do ya get?" The man says, "Uh, nilla." The vendor says, "Take the 'straw' out of strawberry what do ya get?" The man once again replies, "Uh, berry." The vendor says, "Take the 'pine' out of pineapple what do ya get?" The man once again sheepishly replies, "Um, ....
apple" The vendor says, "Now, take the 'f**k' out of chocolate..." The man says, "There's no 'f**k' in chocolate!?" The vendor screams, " That's what I've been telling you: THERE'S NO F**KIN' CHOCOLATE!!!" |
