One day one of the sisters was visiting a neighbor, and while walking home was caught in a severe thunder storm. Lightning was streaking across the sky and thunder was booming all around. Totally terrified, she ran to a nearby haystack and buried her head in the hay like an ostrich, so she could not see the lightning or hear the thunder. With her head buried in the hay, her rear end was exposed, and the wind blew her dress up exposing a long unused part of her anatomy.
Along came the local stud, and seeing the poor soul's predicament, he did the only thing a well endowed stud would do in such a situation. After fully satisfying himself he zipped up his pants and went on his merry way. Soon the sister pulled her head out of the haystack and rushed home, calling to her sister, "Sissy, Sissy, let me tell you something! I was just hit by lightning... and we never have to be afraid again!!!!!!" |
