Dirty Ernie And The Vegetables

A teacher is giving her class a lesson and decides to see if they can guess which fruit or vegetable she has in her bag by her description. OK, says teacher. Ive got something in my bag thats round and red and fuzzy Veronica raises her hand.

Is it a peach? No, says teacher.

Actually, its a potato, but I really like your thinking. Next, Ive got something in my bag thats long and shiny and yellow Billy raises his hand. A banana! Good guess, Billy actually, its a squash, says teacher, but I really like your thinking. Well, hey, Ive got one for you, Teach! says Dirty Ernie. Ive got something in my pocket thats round and hard and has a head on it! Oh, Ernie! cries teacher. Thats disgusting! No, says Ernie. Actually, its a quarter. But I really like your thinking.

 

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