Adam is walking down a beach, lamenting about how lonely he is... "DAMN I'm lonely!" when suddenly the clouds part, lightning flashes, and the voice of God booms down "ADAM..." "Yes Lord?" "Do you want...
a woman?" "Sure!" so suddenly, there appeared a beautiful woman...
Adam was so happy and smitten! They messed around a bit, touching, when suddenly the primal urge overpowered them and they had intercourse...
After they were done, Eve asked Adam to go down on her...
"Are you crazy? Not with that 'stuff' in there! Go wash it out!" So Eve ran down into the ocean and commenced the cleansing... Suddenly the clouds patted, lightning flashed, and the voice of God boomed out, louder than before...
"ADAM!!!" "Y-yes Lord?" "How do you expect me to get that smell out of the fish now???" |
