So what do you do when a girl you've been seeing has been one of the best experiences you've ever had then all of a sudden says "I love you." But she says it meaningfully! You're stuck and caught with very few options. So I went through numerous hypothetical situations: 1. Just tell her you don't 2. Just act like you didn't hear her 3. Just act like something else caught your attention and hopefully she won't repeat herself. 4. Pull something dramatic.. say that was the last thing your dying father said to you and you never want to hear it again.
5. Stare at another woman and see her response.
Then the more vulgar...
6.
A kind hearted burp never hurt anyone for a conversation filler. 7.
Just rip ass and walk away. 8. Just whip it out and say "IT SAYS NO!" Ultimately I just started laughing... which was probably the worst thing to do, being that she stood up threw her water at me, called me an "ungrateful little bitch" and proceeded to leave the restaurant. I think I should've gone with the fart option... |
