Three Blonds, An Island, And A Lamp

Three blondes are on an island, they can see the shore from where they are, but none of them knows how to swim.

Not to mention its a pretty long way to the shore.

They stumble upon a lamp and a genie pops out. "I'll grant you each one wish, " says the genie. The first blonde says. "I want to be smarter so I can get back to the shore.

" POOF!! The genie turns her into a redhead and she fashions a kickboard out of some boards and kicks her way to the shore. The second blonde steps up and says, "I want to be even smarter than her so I can get back to the shore." POOF!! The genie turns her into a brunette. She goes over to the rowboat sitting on the shore and paddles her way across the water. The third blonde says, "I want to be smarter than both of them so I can get home!" POOF!! The genie turns her into a man...and they both takes the bridge.

 

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