A blonde, brunette and redhead all worked in the same office for the same female boss. Everyday their boss left the office early and never returned. One day, they all decided to slip out early. "Why not," said the redhead, "She never calls or comes back." So, they all left. The brunette went home and made an early dinner and did some work in her flower garden. The redhead went out to a nice dinner with her husband. When the blonde came home she heard muffled moaning coming from her bedroom. Quietly she eased the door open and there was her boss and her husband f**king their brains out! The blonde quietly closed the door and slipped out of the house. The next day at work they were all talking about leaving early.
The brunette and the redhead were so happy and talked of doing it again.
"Not me," said the blonde, "I almost got caught yesterday." |
