Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya .. Yesterday I was out waxin my boat, just waxin my boat, and a redhead came up to me ... boobies out to here, Dave. Boobies out to here! She says, Can I have a ride in your boat? I said Sure you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said Its either screw or swim! She couldnt swim, Dave.
She couldnt swim!" The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?" "Well Dave ... I gotta tell ya .. Yesterday I was out waxin my boat, just waxin my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me...boobies out to here, Dave. Boobies out to here! She said Can I have a ride in your boat? I told her Sure you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, Its either screw or swim! She couldnt swim!" Dave! She couldnt swim!" A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer. Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out waxin my boat, just waxinmy boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me...
boobies WAY out to here, Dave.
Boobies WAY out to here! She says, Can I have a ride in your boat? So I said, Sure you can have a ride in my boat.
So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out ...
much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her boobies and said Its either screw or swim! She pulled down her pants and ...
She had a d**k, Dave! She had this great BIG f**king d**k! ...
and I cant swim Dave! I cant f**king swim, man!!!!!!" |
