So, here we go: -- A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt." The brunette says, "Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of your cup.
" -- A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis.
" The blonde yells at the doctor, "I came here to get medical help, not a stupid compliment!" -- A blonde gets a dent in her car and takes it to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman is blond, decides to have a wee bit of fun. He tells her that all she has to do is take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent pops itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blond friend comes over and asks what she is doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Well duh. You have to roll up the windows first!" |
