Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eyes. His father see's it and says "Johnny how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But dad it wasn't my fault. We were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached and pulled it out, that's when she hit me!" "Johnny" The father said "You don't do those kinds of things to women.
" Sure enough the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said "Johnny I thought we had a talk!" "But dad it wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We stood up and my teacher in from of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. The Louie, who was sitting next to me saw it and reached over and pulled it out, now I know she doesn't like this so I pushed it back in!" |
