The P***y

7 men with fine knowledge created a p***y to design. First was a butcher, using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, with hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, using velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, using fox fur he lined it without. Fifth was a nasty fisherman who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher who touched it, blessed it and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, he sucked and f**ked it and called it a C**T.

 

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