The guys were hangin at the bar last night, and spouting the usual trash. Joe decided he would liken some of the crew to animals Jay was the Lion big, brave and damn hairy. Mike was a fox - cunning, nocturnal and very very ginger. Me - a bear fat-assed, grumpy and very often slumped on all-fours. In a logical twist, it moved on to birds. Joe the Kingfisher, with all those tales of 30lb salmon. Jay - well, a jay! No sense of color co-ordination at all.
Me - the owl, wise and wide eyed and apparently unable to move. And you, Stan, were the thrush.........
You irritating c**t. |
