Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well Johnny, " she says, these are balloons and when you die they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!" "Little Johnny what do you mean?" says his mother. "Well shes out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her balloons are out. Dads blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, "God, Im coming! God, Im coming!!" |
