John was a wrestler that had worked his way to the finals. This is for the championship of the world.
His coach is telling him that he Russian champ has special hold.
He goes on the say the the Russian Cork Screw is he best hold.
The coach tells John that noone has ever gotten out of this hold. So he tells John what ever you do keep away from that hold. The match starts & John is holding his own & has the edge. The Russian is taking quite a match against John.
When all of a sudden the Russian gets John in the Russian Cork Screw.
The coach cannot stand to watch & walks to the dressing room area. When all of a sudden he hears a load cheer of USA USA. The coach runs back to see them holding John's hand in victory.
After they are back in the dressing room, the coach asks how did you get out of his hold.
John replied that he was all twisted up & he saw two testicles hanging over his mouth.
So I figured what do I have to lose, so I bit down hard on the testicles. John says that you will never know how strong you are untill, you bite your own nuts, |
