Read it on a site and found it amsueing. GIRLS NIGHT OUT So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a 10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the 10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the 20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls out a 50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the 50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks.
Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then the redhead in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks and went home. |
