One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose.
" While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "p***s." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!" |
