A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the drivers door. Is there a problem, Officer? The policeman says, Sir, you were speeding.
Can I see your license, please? The driver responds, Id give it to you but I dont have one. You dont have one? The man responds, I lost it four times for drunk driving. The policeman is shocked. I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please? Im sorry, I cant do that. The policeman says, Why not? I stole this car. The officer says, Stole it? The man says, Yes, and I killed the owner.
At this point the officer is getting irate.
You what!? Shes in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for backup. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says Sir, could you step out of your vehicle, please! The man steps out of his vehicle. Is there a problem, sir? One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Murdered the owner? The officer responds, Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please? The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but emptiness. The officer says, Is this your car, sir? The man says Yes, and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The man digs in his pocket, revealing a wallet, and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didnt have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner. The man replies, I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too! |
