A couple is experiencing hard times and having exhausted all their alternatives, decides that she has no choice but to sell herself.
Wearing her tartiest outfit and selecting a corner where guys usually cruise by for 'dates', she leaves hubbie on the other side of the street. Soon, she finds herself talking to a nice-looking guy over his car window. "How much to get laid?", he asks.
"Oh! how much? I didn't even think about that! Wait here a sec." She runs across the street and says, "Hey, we didn't discuss payment. What should I ask for a f**k?" "100" says husband. "100", she repeats to guy in car. "I don't have that much, how much for a b**w ***?" "Damn.
Wait here another sec." She runs across the street again and says, "Hey, what should I ask for a suck?" "25." And she repeats this to guy in car. "OK, " he says and whips out this enormous shlong. Seeing his d**k, she says for a 3rd time: "Wait here a sec." She runs across the street and says, "Listen, could we lend this guy 75?" |
