School Lunch

One day Jake, a nine-year-old, asked to pack his own lunch for school. His mom agreed.

But they couldn't agree on what he should pack, so they both made lists. This was the mom's list: One sandwich One apple Pretzels A carton of milk This was Jake's list: Candy Candy Candy Jake agreed to compromise.

Sure enough, the next morning, Jake was ready for school and he packed his lunch.

His mom came to check his lunch, and this is what he had: An ice cream sandwich A caramel apple White chocolate-covered pretzels with sprinkles on top A carton of Nesquik chocolate milk And a bag of candy, of course, for dessert.

 

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