A couple arrives at their honeymoon suite and starts to get undressed. The groom removes his shoes and sox, and his wife starts laughing. He asks what she is laughing at, and she says your toes. He says when I was a boy I had toelio.
She says you mean polio, and he says no, I had toelio. He removes his trousers, and she starts laughing again.
Now whats so funny, he asks.
Your knees, she says. When I was a boy I had kneesals.You mean measals, she says. No he says, I had kneesals. He removes his undershorts, and she starts laughing again. Now whats so damn funny, he asks. She says I see you had small cox , too! |
