A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of milk. The barman replies, "this is a bar, we don't sell milk.
" The duck leaves.
Next day he's back..the same barman asks, "what'll it be"..
the duck replies "a glass of milk please.".."I told you yesterday, this is a bar, we don't sell milk!!" says the the annoyed barman. Again the duck leaves, only to return the following day. The barman asks warely "what'll it be today"...The duck replies " a glass of milk please.
" The barman is furious by now and yells at the duck...
"I've f**kin' told you, we don't serve f**kin' milk.
Now if you come in here again asking for milk I'm gonna nail your f**kin' bill to the bar. Do you understand?" The duck nods and leaves. The following day, the duck arrives at the bar once more and parks himself on a stool. The barman snaps at him "what'll it f**kin' be today?" "Do you have any nails?" asked the duck. "nails?" said the waiter, "of course I don't have any f**kin' nails!" "Oh good" says the duck, " Then I'll have a glass of milk." |
