A Protestant by the name of Ole lived in a small town that was full of Catholics.
Every Friday night, Ole would fire up the grill and cook a venison steak. During Lent this was a real problem because the Catholics were forced to eat fish. The priest went to Ole and told of the trouble and talked him into converting. Ole went to church a few times then the priest told him "You were born a Protest and raised a Protestant but now you are a Catholic.
" Ole went home that night and threw some venison on the grill. The Catholics were angry and went to get the priest. As the priest walked into Ole's yard he heard "You were born a deer, and raised a deer. Now you are a Walleye.
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