A brainsalesman is walking down the sidewalk, he sees two guys sitting on a stoop.
He stops and asks if they are interested in purchasing a brain. The two fellas ask what he has, so the salesman says "I got a lawyers brain for 15, 000, I also have a doctors brain for 20, 000, and last but not least i have awomans brain for 50, 000." The two fellas look at him and ask, "let me get this straight, you got a lawyers brain for 15, 000, a doctors brain for 20, 000, and a womans brain for 50, 000?" correct replies the salesman. One of the fellows scratches his head and asks, "How come so much for the womans brain?" The salesman says "Simple it's never been used!" |
