A 5yr old boy realy wants a fire engine to play with, he hasnt got one nor can he get one so he decides to utalise the family cat...he sprays the moggy red, puts a lead on it so it cant run of and takes it out to play on the pavement...
shortly a woman notices him and asks 'what on earth are you doing to that poor cat?' , the boy says 'its my toy fire engine!' , the woman replies 'right, ok, but shouldnt you put the lead on its neck not its testicles!' , 'i no' replies the boy... 'i allready tried that but evry time i do it the bloody siren stops working!!!' |
