THREE MEN CARPOOL TO A WORLD CONFERENCE ON MANKIND A JEWISH PRIEST, A HINDU PRIEST AND A POLITICIAN.
THEY HIT A SNOW STORM AN THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN. ALL THREE WALK TO A NEARBY FARMER'S HOUSE. THE FARMER WELCOMES THEM IN BUT SADLY RELATES THAT HE ONLY HAS ROOM FOR TWO, ONE WILL HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE BARN.
THE HINDU, WITH A BLANKET, DECIDES TO STAY IN THE BARN. SOON HE RETURNS STATING THAT BECAUSE OF THE COWS, A WORSHIPPABLE ANIMAL, HE CANNOT SLEEP IN THE BARN.
THE JEWISH PRIEST TAKES THE BLANKET AND HEADS TO THE BARN. SOON, HE RETURNS AND STATES THAT PIGS DEFILE HIS RELIGION AND CAN'T SLEEP IN THE BARN. THE POLITICIAN TAKES THE BLANKET AND HEADS TO THE BARN. SOON, THE COW AND PIG COME TO THE DOOR STATING THEY CANNOT SLEEP WITH A POLITICIAN.
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