TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOES NOT WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated 5. Custom engraved bowling ball 4. New outboard motor for fishing boat 3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD 2. New satellite dish with sports package 1.
Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic justifiable murder for this one TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 10. Anne of AvonleaAnne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack 8. Tickets to the ballet 7. Another new tie 6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket 5. New teddy bear pajamas 4. Vacuum cleaner 3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings" 2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers 1. A nose and ear hair trimmer OK, well maybe. |
