TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASAND ALL THROUGH THE CELLS, THE CONVICTS WERE LOCKED UP MADDER THAN HELL.EXCEPT FOR THE RIGHTEOUS, KICKED BACK IN THEIR BUNKS, THEIR HEADS FILLED WITH VISIONS, OF FAT LITTLE PUNKS! WHEN UP ON THE ROOFTOP AROSE SUCH A ROAR, THAT THE GUARDS THOUGHT IT MUST BE A RIOT FOR SURE. THE GOON SQUAD RAN INAND STOOD READY TO HIT. THE LIEUTINANT YELLED "WHO STARTED ALL THIS SHIT" "IT CAME FROM THE ROOFTOP" YELLED SOME SNIVELING SNITCH. "IT MUST BE A BREAK-OUT OH SON-OF-A-BITCH!" THEY CLIMBED TO THE ROOFTOP BY WAY OF THE STAIRS, AND CAUGHT A LITTLE FAT F**KER IN RED UNDERWEAR.
"NO NO" SAID THE FAT GUY, "I BRING GOOD CHEER!" "GOD DAMN " SAID THE CAPTAIN, "WE CAUGHT US A QUEER!" "ALRIGHT MOTHER F**KER GET YOUR HANDS ON THE WALL.
" THEN THEY STRIPPED SEARCHED OLE SANTA A*****E AND ALL. "WE GOT YOU FOR SMUGGLIN, YOU LITTLE FAT QUEER, " CRIED THE WARDEN, WITH GLEE, AS THEY DUMPED OUT HIS BAG, THEN THEY BEAT HIM AND KICKED HIM, AND STOMPED ON HIS D**K! "OH WELL SO MUCH FOR CHRISTMAS THEY BUSTED ST.
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