EARLY ONE SPRING, A LATE SNOW STORM CAME THROUGH AND BLEW A LITTLE BIRD OUT OF HIS NEST AND INTO A SNOW DRIFT WITHIN A BARN YARD.
THE LITTLE BIRD WAS FREEZING IN THE SNOW SO IT BEGAN TO CRY "TWEET TWEET". A OLD COW HEARED THE LITTLE BIRD AND FELT PITY FOR IT SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND LAID A BIG COW PIE RIGHT ON THE LITTLE BIRD "PLOP". AFTER THE BIRD PUSHED HIS HEAD UP ABOVE THE MANURE HE FOUND THAT HE WAS NOW SNUG AND WARM. HE WAS SO HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THE FREEZING SNOW THAT HE BEGAIN TO SING "TWEET TWEET". AT THIS TIME A TOM CAT WAS CROSSING THE BARN YARD AND HEARD THE LITTLE BIRD, WALKED OVER, PICKED UP THE LITTLE BIRD BY HIS HEAD AND SWALLOWED THE LITTLE BIRD IN ONE GULP. MORAL: NOT EVERY ONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS YOUR ENEMY NOT EVERYONE WHO PULLS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS YOUR FRIEND BUT ABOVE ALL IF YOU ARE UP TO YOUR NECK IN SHIT, KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT. |
