A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy some condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, he finally unzips his pants, place his d**k on the counter and put down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist looks at it, smack down another five dollars, unzips his pants, lays his p***s across from the deaf mute's member, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look, " the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet." |