2 women walking home drunk had to pee, so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet roll, one woman used her panties and threw them away.
The other found a ribbon from a wreath and used that.
The next day their husband's were talking, 'We'd better keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home last night without her panties on'. ' You think that's bad, mine had a card in her ass that said from all the lads in the fire dept., we'll never forget you!' |
