An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper, " says the Indian. "How much is it?" "1.00 a roll, " the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive, " responds the Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is 2.
00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll.
" The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name.
Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper, " he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne.
" "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian.
" "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer" |
