The Nursing Home

Peter was troubled with the decision to place his elderly father Max in a nursing home. After approaching his father with the idea, his worst fears were confirmed. Max was hurt and felt rejected by his son and figured he was just being put out to pasture to be forgotten. Peter immediately researched the area nursing homes and found one to be the nicest and most accommodating. Even though it was expensive, it did not matter.

He wanted his father to be happy. "I know I am going to hate it.

" Max grumbled. "Dad, just give it a try. Who knows, you may even like it.

" Peter said as they drove to the nursing home the next day.

Upon leaving the home, Peter vowed that he would call the next evening. Peter's father just waved goodbye and scuffled back to his room. The next morning, a beautiful nurse came in to give Max a sponge bath. As she was bathing him, he produced an erection.

Max blushed and then apologized. "Don't worry, it happens sometimes. Lets just take care of it, do you mind?" the nurse said. She then proceeded to relieve his sexual urge. That night Peter called his father.

Much to Peter's surprise, Max was in the greatest mood. He spoke of the friendly staff, how much fun he was having and thanked Peter for placing him in the home. Peter hung up the phone confused, but relieved that his dad was doing ok.

The next day Max was getting ready for lunch when he fell in his room. He called for a volunteer to help him. This large male volunteer helped him up into bed and after making sure he was alright, proceeded to undress and sodomize the old man.

That night Peter called his father to hear about his second day. Peter was shocked to hear the vulgarities that came from his father. After his father calmed down, Peter finally got the real story of his father's first day with the nurse and second day with the volunteer.

Peter figured this would be a good time to give his father a taste of his old preaching and said boldly, "Dad, you always told me to take the good with the bad." His father replied angrily, "My problem is I get an erection once a year but I fall down three times a day!"

 

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