This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes its a gay bar, but decides, What the heck, I really want a drink. When the gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer, Whats the name of your p***s? The customer says, Look, Im not into any of that. All I want is a drink. The gay waiter says, Im sorry but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your p***s. So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, Hey bud, whats the name of your p***s? The man to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, TIMEX. The thirsty customer asks, Timex? The fella proudly replies, Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin. A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a margarita. So, what do you call your p***s? The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD, because quality is Job 1. Then he adds, Have you driven a Ford, lately? Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his p***s.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, The name of my p***s is Secret. Now give me my beer! The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, Why Secret? The customer says, STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN! |
